The things this kid comes up with! Here are some good ones from the last couple months:
Mom will I tip over if I only have 1 boot on?
Can you ask Santa to invent a batman that turns into a machine batman?
Mom this ribbon is black blue….(to which I respond ‘you mean dark blue?’) That’s what I said!
Married means your very old
Mom, that orange light is strange. I’m going to have to figure out that mystery later.
The Cat is gonna guard my stuff when I’m gone and attack the people that touches it
My butt doesn’t have gravity
No Daddy, I’m not guilty! I don’t even know what guilty means! (not sure if that will hold up in a court of law kiddo..)